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February 18, 2004

Jehovah-jamming ()

by fluffy at 2:33 PM
Today they were kind enough to show up when I was getting up anyway, so I decided to humor them.

Instead of the usual "bored housewife" type, this was a pair of elderly gentlemen, one Hispanic and one black.

They started out by saying they wanted to talk to me about my religion. I told them I was happy as an atheist, but that I was tolerant of other peoples' beliefs so long as they're tolerant of mine.

They said they didn't want to convert me, and I said that's good.

They asked me if I thought about my purpose in this world, and I said, "Well, I don't think we have one, so we'd might as well just live our lives to lead the greatest benefit."

"So you don't believe in God at all?" they asked.

"No, but I have no reason to. I don't need someone else's threats to be good, when it seems beneficial to be good to others without fear of being cast into a fiery pit. My moral compass is just fine without needing to appeal to a higher power."

"Oh, you're a pretty independent type?"

"Yes, but happily so," I said, preempting the obvious "you must feel lonely" followup.

They smiled. "Well, then. Have a good day."

"You too," I said, as they walked away.

Comments

#1926 zala88 (unregistered) 02/18/2004 08:03 pm A good question to ask Jehovah witness
Ask them what is so special about the year 1975.

Apparently many of them sold up and gave away most of the belongings because they thought armegeddon would happen during that year. (yes really)
#1927 02/18/2004 08:09 pm
Nah, I'd rather avoid any conversational thread where they can just say "God works in myserious ways." Because then I've already lost to an undisprovable argument.
#1928 02/18/2004 09:40 pm
My grandfather used to invite them in. This was their first mistake. ;p
They would enter the house Jehovah's witnesses and re-emerge Born again Christians. I swear, the man could sell ice to an Eskimo. Poor unwitting souls never knew what hit 'em. ;p
#1929 Ali (unregistered) 02/19/2004 05:54 am At my house...
I have a gay sadistic nihilistic roommate with a great big brain and a degree in theology. I *love* it when evangelists show up. He can usually convince them they've commited blasphemy. Very Happy