That said, the food is pretty good.
But it gave me an idea for a theme restaurant chain to start in Japan, called "Guy Gene's."
First of all, they'd greet patrons by saying "Oh-hey-oh!" and when they left they'd say "Are-eye-gate-oh!" But that would be the closest they get to speaking Japanese — for they'd insist (in a heavy pseudo-Texan drawl) that all patrons speak and order in English.
The food itself would be hamburgers and barbeque and so on (prepared on a flaming vented charcoal grill at the table, of course). The only vegetables on the menu would be corn on the cob, black-eyed peas, and (arguably a vegetable) Freedom Fries. Instead of culinary acrobatics, there'd be "accidental" pyrotechnics with lighter fluid, followed up with bad jokes like "Wow-ee! I haven't seen anything like that since Pearl Harbor!"
I think it would do well.