Hilarious (rant)
by at 9:28 AM
Wouldn't it be funny if on April 1, they made the street lights mean the opposite things? So red was go and green was stop and yellow was cluck like a chicken? And then if someone's stupid enough to fall for the joke and gets in an accident, 911 can be all "doo doo doo, we're sorry, this number has been disconnected! HA HA FOOLED YOU" and then the dispatcher could send a clown to take the accident report! And if someone needs medical attention the EMTs can start singing "Never Gonna Give You Up."
Another funny joke would be to get people listed on their local sex offender registries! Hilarious!
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That whizzing noise you heard above your head was the point flying past you.
Nah, I just enjoy playing along.
...though, perhaps that's why my head feels a bit colder, now.