Plaidophile

When I spill hot water all over my left hand while making tea and shout profanities, it is not an appropriate time to block my access to the sink and quip about how you don't understand why we need to be "protected" from hot water (in reference to the safety lock on the spigot, which has nothing to do with the reason I just spilled the water on myself).

I guess I could have used the cold water spigot on the water cooler but I wasn't quite thinking straight, what with being in, you know, pain.