Plaidophile

I'm glad you feel that adding a poker game element will be the most innovative thing ever for whatever crappy Mafia Wars knockoff you're working on now, but if you insist on using the bathroom as a meeting room for discussing your game designs while I'm taking a crap, I'm going to crap on your game designs.

(Just be glad I'm not doing a literal reversal of "I'm not crapping in your meeting room, why are you meeting in the crapping room?")