Narration: This is my neighbor, Jesse.

Caption: riced out Honda Civic hatchback

Caption: Dur! Pot makes you so smart (and cool!)

Jesse: I am functionally illiterate!

Caption: (Yummy Bud Light!)

Caption: You could fit an entire Pre-Colombian tribe in his pants

Narration: Jesse is an asshole and I wish he would [[drawn very large]] Die Die Die!!!!

Narration: Sorry, no joke today.