Narration: I just saw an ad for Pizza Hut which claimed that their Meat Lover's pizza had "practically every meat on the planet."

Pizza Eater: Mmm, processed, homogenized crap!

Narration: Which makes me wonder...

Narration: is this just excessive hyperbole (and a disappointment to anyone who actually wants to eat something other than the Eurocentric view of meat)...

Disappointed Pizza Eater: Where's the mongoose?

Narration: Or does it mean their sausage is even scarier than I'd thought?

Sign: Employees should consider washing hands before beginning work

[[Someone shovels various animals into a hopper from sacks labeled "marsupial parts grade C", "Toronto zoo reptile house", "rodent head & tails", and "cell block 224-9".]]