So because of the quantum discontinuity, occasionally there is a perceptual swap between the two sides of the rift. Understand now?

If I say yes, will you finally stop talking?

... No?

Ugh.

Well, anyway, they're just alternate-reality versions of us. They're probably having this exact same conversation too! Isn't that cool?!

Not really.

Meanwhile...

Really, I don't know why it happens. Stop obsessing!

Aren't you the least bit curious? I think it's neat!

No. Ugh.