Unity: Please be seated (2007/03/19)

Waiter: Ah, it is always a pleasure to see you two. Right this way.
Juni: Well then, MISter Roarke, tell me more about yourself.
Sam: Mm, well! I work in government security, protecting important politicians and government scientists.
Juni: Oh? Anyone interesting?
Sam: If I told you, I'd have to kill you, which means I'd have to stop myself at all costs.
Juni: Oh *ho*!
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Unity: An interjection (2007/03/21)

Juni: WELL then, Mister Roarke, tell me more about MYself.
Sam: You're a high-ranking government scientist, reporting to Tamu Haring, in charge of Unity environmental engineering. Um, right now is a very bad time for this conversation.
Kali: Excuse me!
Juni: Oh? Why, is it ulrta-secret?
Waiter: Sir, if you please-
Kali: Excuse me! Offier Melrose! A moment of your time!
Sam: Media relations. "No comment."
Juni: Huh?
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Unity: No comment (2007/03/23)

Waiter: Sir and person, I am very sorry about this-
Kali Rosha: [[melodramatically]] Kali Rosha, Southern Daily Axis. Officer Melrose, do you have any comments in regards to reports of an attempt on your life?
Juni: What? I-
Roarke: [[icily]] We have no comments at this time.
Kali: And who might you be in relation to Melrose?
Waiter: Madam, please-
Juni: [[thinking]] Attempt on my life?
Roarke: Its protector. Kindly leave, now. [[Aims gun, puts on sunglasses]] <<Ka-chk>>
Waiter: [[off-panel]] Sir, I beg of you-
Kali: ... I see, quite. Good evening.
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2007/03/23: Old journal comics

I got tired of people always bringing up the first badly-drawn page of Pernicious whenever they wanted to go "hurr your drawings suck" so I'm importing most of the journal comics from my weblog over so people can at least see classic suckage. The really old ones can't get their comments over very easily (since it was before I switched to phpBB for the comment engine) but everything else should be fine, though there might be a bit of weirdness (e.g. getting forwarded to the weblog entry after posting a comment or whatever).

Of course, all these old comics are completely untranscribed, so if you're feeling helpful, please help me transcribe them (it might take a while for these old ones to show up in the list though). I would appreciate it. ♥