Unity: Heads up (2008/07/01)

Juni: Sam, I know it's been hard on you the past round, but I hate waking up alone. Please come home.
Sam: We'll see. Cynthia needs me too, you know.
Juni: Could she stay with us?
Sam: What, with all her myooling pups? You'd-
<<plick>>
Sam: What the...
Sam: Take cover!
Juni: Aah! This is why I'm so paranoid!
Sam: So not the time for "I told you so!"
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Unity: Under pressure (2008/07/03)

Sam: [[calling someone]] Yes, this is Sam Roarke. I have a situation with an unknown assailant. Rooftop sniper, I think.
Sam: Yes, that would be nice. We've already taken cover.
Juni: Where is the shooter? Can you take it out?
Sam: Unlikely, even if I had my gun with me.
Juni: Don't you always have it with you?
Sam: Not when I'm taking care of pups!
Sam: Anyway, this was just a short walk.
Juni: And yet you brought your data node. Did you expect you'd need to "take a call" or...?
Sam: What?! It was only that one-
Sam: I can't believe you're criticizing me for that right now!
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Womble: Taking stock (2008/07/05)

Duchess: We are near the landing site. Prepare for descent.
Womble: Yes, Duchess.
Announcer: And so, without further ado...
Duchess: Good afternoon, shareholders. It is my pleasure to address you all today.
Duchess: As you probably know., it has been ten years since my father left the corporation in my control.
Duchess: In that time, we have seen many successes, and many failures. Most of all, we have learned a lot.
Duchess: Now, please, please, please don't get mad, but I spent all the money on an ice cream party.
Duchess: Unfortunately, nobody else showed up for it 'cause I forgot to send out invitations, but it was lots of fun.
Duchess: So in summary, all your stock is now worthless.
[[The Duchess waves and the Womble drops its wig as the hot-air balloon lifts off.]]
Womble: Begging your pardon, Duchess, but who were those people?
Duchess: Heck if I know.
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Unity: Assessment (2008/07/08)

Juni: So what do we do now?
Sam: Without knowing where the shooter is or if they're acting alone... I don't know.
Sam: Agent Harris said she would send backup. I'll check to see if they're...
Sam: This is odd. My visor indicates that the only agent within three kilometers...
Sam: is Agent Harris...
Sam: On the rooftop across the street.
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Unity: The next step (2008/07/10)

Sam: Crud, I should have realized... the investigation wasn't going anywhere. They just wanted us to forget...
Sam: He wanted me to keep you distracted, but that was also to keep me unaware...
Juni: Sam, what do we do?
Sam: [[dropping visor]] We run.
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Womble: Routine (2008/07/12)

Duchess: I am bored. Let's do each other's day.
[[The Womble pours a test tube into beaker.]]
[[The Duchess reads. Another book lying nearby is titled "Reversing Mad Science," by H. B. Narbon.]]
[[The Womble walks the Duchess.]]
[[The Womble, beside a model of some death-ray satellite, points to a sign.]]
Sign: Our demands:
Sign: - [[pound symbol]] 15 million
Sign: - 12 Platypi
Sign: - 25g unobtainium
Sign: - A pony filled with nitroglycerin
[[A television shows the same scene.]]
[[The Duchess prepares dinner.]]
[[The Womble sleeps on the bed and the Duchess sleeps on the floor.]]
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Unity: Rules (2008/07/15)

Sam: [[voice over]] First rule: don't go where they'd expect either of us to hide.
Sam: That one's obvious.
[[Juni's apartment]]
Sam: [[voice over]] Second rule: don't go where you think they'd never expect you to go.
Sam: They're not dumb.
[[demiJuni's supernode]]
Sam: [[voice over]] Third rule: Trust no one.
Juni: [[voice over]] Not even you?
Sam: You'll have to decide that for yourself.
Juni: This all seems a bit familiar.
[[Someone showing a picture to Cynthia.]]
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Guest art: Drake Appaz: Super Plaid Fluff™ (2008/07/18)

Another cute (and awesome) fanart from Drake Appaz! Thanks!
Title: Super Plaid Fluff tm
Title: Nintendo Entertainment System tm
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Womble: Vacation (2008/07/19)

[[The Womble walks across a desert.]]
[[The Womble takes palm trees, jars a water bottle, and a hammock out of its pouch.]]
[[The Womble plants the palm trees while the water bottle pours out, creating a pool.]]
[[The Womble takes the Duchess out of its pouch.]]
[[The Duchess relaxes in the hammock and the Womble relaxes floating in the pool.]]
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Unity: Planning (2008/07/22)

Juni: Your rules don't leave very many options.
Sam: We don't really have many.
Sam: Ugh, I feel sick.
Juni: What about leaving the province? Go where they can't track us?
Sam: You're crazy. How would we get by the border?
Sam: And I... Cynthia...
Juni: We go around it.
Sam: Around...?
Juni: [[points down]] Outside.
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Unity: Down the rabbit hole (2008/07/24)

Sam: Refresh my memory, how exactly do you know about this place?
Juni: It's not like I was tethered to you all the time in school.
Juni: I came down here with other friends.
Sam: What other friends.
Juni: You know, those squat, fuzzy creatures, with the webbed feet and the mouths like this. [[holds hands together imitating a duck bill]]
Juni: Although, come to think of it, that may have actually been a dream.
Sam: You think?
Juni: But I'm sure I've been here before...
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Womble: Go fish (2008/07/26)

[[the womble swims in a fish bowl]]
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2008/07/26: Might not be any Unity next week

Sorry folks, but I just moved into a new condo and it seems more useful to unpack stuff than it does to draw stories about transsexual space monotremes or whatever. (Womble, on the other hand, has updates for the next month even if I'm hit by a bus.)

2008/07/22: Comixpedia

I would appreciate it if others could improve the Comixpedia entry. I feel silly writing about myself and my comic from the third person with a weak-sauce attempt at NPOV.