Unity: Bugs (2008/09/29)

Juni: Ugh. What's your name?
Eugene: Eugene.
Juni: Eugene. I'm Juni. Listen, there was an Aikengyu with me. Blue skin, shaved head. You seen him?
Eugene: An Aikengyu? Here?!
Juni: So I take that as a "no."
Eugene: No, ma'am, I haven't Just the bugs.
Juni: Bugs?
Eugene: Yes'm, the big bugs I scared off of you.
Juni: I see. Eugene, could you do me a teeny favor?
Eugene: Yes'm?
Juni: Don't call me "ma'am."
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Unity: Forward (2008/10/01)

Eugene: Oh, oh jeeze... I couldn't tell your scent and you don't have any spurs so I thought... er, I'm sorry, sir?
Juni: No, I'm not- argh, forget it. I shouldn't care so much.
Juni: So, the favor. I really need to find my Aikengyu friend. Can you help?
Eugene: I guess so. Is he down there? Maybe we can hunt some of the bugs.
Eugene: I mean they were a bit big for me but I guess we could split one.
Eugene: If that isn't too forward of me, I mean.
Juni: ...
Juni: sure... I guess.
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Unity: Nosebleed (2008/10/03)

Juni: Look, there he is! Sam!
Eugene: What? He's for real?
Sam: Mmh... Juni?
Eugene: I though you were just dreaming. Or crazy.
Eugene: Hey now, what's...
Juni: [[In Hiero]] Are you all right? Were you injured?
Sam: Just a little nose bleed.
Eugene: What is that, Hiero, or somethin'?
Juni: Vacuum will do that. I told you...
Sam: Who's yout little friend?
Juni: Oh, I'm sorry. Sam, this is Eugene.
Eugene: Uh, hi?
Juni: [[In Kajoshi]] Eugene, this is Sam.
Eugene: Where did you two come from?!
Sam: Talks a lot, doesn't he?
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Womble: Chiaroscuro (2008/10/04)

Flyer: Want to live forever? Want to experience life like never before??! Come see the Duchess and her state-of-the-art rejuvenation facility! For the low, low price of [[pound symbol]] 3 million, you, too, can find eternal happiness* with the flick of a switch!
Flyer: *Side effects may include acedia, quietude, scaly skin, weight gain, and a willingness to put up with endless scientific experiments. All payments final.
Wealthy woman: [[cursive font]] I think this is the place.
Wealthy Woman: Hello? I do say, hello?
Duchess: [[off-panel]] Ssh, they're here!
Duchess: Ah, yes, my evening appointment! I have been expecting you; Do come in.
Wealthy Woman: Oh, she looks so young!
Wealthy Man: [[Roman font]] This shall be good!
Duchess: I had thought there would only be one of you.
Wealthy Woman: A... change of plans.
Wealthy Man: Yes, quite.
Duchess: Well, the device is charged only for a single dosing.
Wealthy Man: Then we shall do it together! you owe me that much...
Duchess: I don't think... nah, it should be fine.
Duchess: Follow me.
Duchess: [[off-panel]] Just stand over there... yes, under the hatch. Close together now.
Wealthy Man: bloody bitch
Duchess: Perfect.
Wealthy Womble: [[cursive font]] My goodness, I feel younger already!
Wealthy Womble: [[Roman font]] Yes, darling, as do I! I am quite glad I discovered your plan!
Wealthy Womble: [[cursive and Roman]] And now, we can take our leave of-
Wealthy Womble: Darling, where are...? Oh my.
Wealthy Womble: I say, This does present a problem.
Duchess: Oh? Isn't this what you wanted?
Wealthy Womble: Not quite... And furthermore, I am left-handed, and I am right-. How are we to survive?
Duchess: I am sure you'll manage.
Duchess: I thank you for your kind business. If you would, plrease refer your wealthy friends.
Wealthy Womble: May we have-
Duchess: No refunds.
Wealthy Womble: Goodness! How rude!
Duchess: Good luck with forever.
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2008/10/04: Today's Womble took me all week to do

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I mean okay it's not like I do my comics all in one sitting but, wow, I did not expect this one comic to take me so long. So, um, Unity will probably fall behind next week, unless I manage to get a big surge of energy this weekend (which is unlikely).

2008/10/03: Wacom nibs reviewed

A while ago I posted a review of various Wacom nibs over on my blog. If you don't read my blog but do read the newsbox here and care what I think about my drawing implement of choice, well, I guess you could read it.