Unity: Entry (2008/10/21)

[[Juni, Eugene and Sam stand outside the Broodwitch temple]]
Juni [Hiero]: Sam, you can't come in here. This is a sacred place.
Sam: So what should I do while you're inside?
Juni [Kajoshi]: Eugene, please keep Sam company. Show him around or something.
Eugene: Yes'm.
[[Juni trundles over to the temple]]
Eugene: Hey there, ladies! Iv'e got here a gen-u-ine Aikengyu, came all the way here from the South!
Female Kayohash 1: Oh, Eugene!
Female Kayohash 2: Neat!
Sam: What.
Juni: Um, that's not quite what I meant...
Female Kayohash 1 [off-camera]: What's its name?
Sam: Juni!
Female Kayohash 2: That cloth is so soft!
Female Kayohash 1: Cute ears!
Eugene: Please, ladies, one at a time!
Juni [entering the temple]: I'm sorry, Sam. [thought] But maybe this is what was meant to happen.
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Unity: Inside the temple (2008/10/23)

[[Inside the temple]]
Hira [holding an egg in front of an oil lamp]: You see, this egg is also unfertilized. I'm so sorry.
Rumi: I see. Thank you, Mother.
Hira: Have you ever considered -- one second. [to Juni] THis is a private consultation. Could you please --
Hira [turning to see Juni]: Juni?!
Juni: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to interrupt... I'll wait in the lobby.
Hira: Oh my... Oh my, yes. Please, I will... yes. Wait out there. I'll be just a moment.
Hira: I am so very sorry for that, Rumi.
Rumi: That is all right, Mother. Is she family?
Hira: Yes, you could say that... but anyway, yes. Adoption. Often mothers are killed or vanish before their eggs hatch, and I prefer to find them new mothers. I simply cannot take care of all the abandoned young, which leaves a perfect opportunity for ...
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Random: Every XKCD comic (2008/10/24)

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I predict in the next five years, cell phones will be able to send messages by voice as an alternative to texting.
dude in car: I'm on my way
It will be sold as a safety feature, called "voice texting."
Later, they will add a version where the phone sends and receives "voice texts" continuously.
It will cost 20 cents per sentence.
Nobody will realize how stupid this is.
dude with phone: Lol I'm voice texting!
man with hat: You're stupid.
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