Sam [in the background, barefoot]: Give me back my shoes!

Female kayohash 2: Hee, it's all "moof moof moof!" Cute!

Hira: You look hungry. Have you eaten?

Juni (huddled up in a corner): This isn't where I meant to go.

Juni: I just wanted to... to go away. But the pod was diverted here, *here*, by whatever's in control... Something *meant* for me to come here. But why?

Hira: Come on, dear. I have some nice fresh grubs.

Juni: Meh.

Hira: I'll make risotto. You still like that, right?

Juni: With honey?

Hira: Of course.

bonus recipe: Sauté shallots, mushrooms, and fresh beetle grubs in cold-pressed seed oil in a large saucepan over medium-high heat. Cook until soft, about one centi. Add rice, stirring to coat with oil, until the rice becomes slightly flaxen (about 1.5 centis). Pour in 100cc wine, stirring constantly until absorbed, and slowly add vegetable broth 100cc at a time, stirring continuously until the broth is absorbed and the rice is al dente, about 1-1.2 kaysecs. Season with salt and pepper to taste, and garnish with finely-chopped pondgrass and a drizzle of honey [rustic Kajoshu style].

[[Juni is eating in its mother Hira's house.]]

Juni: ...and so that's how Sam and I ended up here.

Hira: I see. And you didn't realize you had come home until Tsan's child said my name?

Juni: You mean Eugene? Yes.

Hira: Out of curiosity, did he say what he was doing in the cave?

Juni: He was out hunting, and I guess he heard the drone bots rescuing me.

Hira: Why would he be hunting that far away? I think he was looking for answers.

Juni: Answers? Answers to what?

Hira: What really happened to his mother, Tsan Rumio.

Hira: I think you may have some insight.

Hira: I am going to make some tea. Would you like some?

Shirley Schmidt: So you see your Gayness--

The Honorable Judge Brown: EXCUSE ME!

Schmidt: I'm sorry, your "honor," I believe that by bringing enough frivolous lawsuits and badgering you and the jury, I can make the law match my ultra-Liberal fantasy world's.

Brown: Well, I disagree with you...but you're right. The court finds for the plaintiff.

Katie Lloyd: Jerry, you're impossible to deal with.

Jerry Espenson: Well you know it's my Asperger's acting up.

Katie: Yes, but you're so brilliant!

Jerry: Brilliant! Brilliant! Prrrrrr

William Shatner is Captain James T. Kirk and also Denny Crane: You pinko commie liberal fags are all the same.

James Spader is Shatner's Clone and also Alan Shore: Kirk^H^H^H^H Denny! You wound me!

Denny: Sorry, that's the mad-senile-cow-dementia-Alzheimer's.

Alan: You know I love you, right?

Denny [pulling Alan into the classic Kirk-kissing-Uhura position]: Keep it in your pants, sugarlips.