September 16, 2012: I swear

Transcript

[fluffy sits at a table with a cousin, her husband, and their young child Liam.]
fluffy: So far the department I'm in is way better than the last one, which was really $&%#ing dysfun-
fluffy [covering mouth in wide-eyed horror]: Omigosh I'm sorry I did /not/ mean to swear in front of your kid!
Eric: Oh, it's okay. He isn't listening.
[Closeup of fluffy looking despondent.]
fluffy: No, I mean like, I don't actually swear all that much but because your kid is here that part of my brain was all "oh no there's a kid, *dont swear*!" So of *course* it shorts out and I end up swearing.
[Rachel and Eric are looking at one another, as kid pokes at some stuff on a plate.]
Rachel: It's no problem. He's in the car when we drive.
Eric: Yeah, we just have to make sure he doesn't repeat it at daycare.
Liam: bo bo bo!

Comments

# Jukka 
09/28/2012 09:26 pm 
This happens to me all the time in my friendly local game store:
"Wow, this new Magic card is fucking awesome!"
"There's kids around, Jukka! This is a family store!"
"Aww, dammit, sorry."