Schmidt: I'm sorry, your "honor," I believe that by bringing enough frivolous lawsuits and badgering you and the jury, I can make the law match my ultra-Liberal fantasy world's.
Brown: Well, I disagree with you...but you're right. The court finds for the plaintiff.
Katie Lloyd: Jerry, you're impossible to deal with.
Jerry Espenson: Well you know it's my Asperger's acting up.
Katie: Yes, but you're so brilliant!
Jerry: Brilliant! Brilliant! Prrrrrr
William Shatner is Captain James T. Kirk and also Denny Crane: You pinko commie liberal fags are all the same.
James Spader is Shatner's Clone and also Alan Shore: Kirk^H^H^H^H Denny! You wound me!
Denny: Sorry, that's the mad-senile-cow-dementia-Alzheimer's.
Alan: You know I love you, right?
Denny [pulling Alan into the classic Kirk-kissing-Uhura position]: Keep it in your pants, sugarlips.
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