Goldberg: I hardly think I'm qualified to help with this. Shouldn't you see a psychiatrist or the like?
Juni: Do you think I'm crazy? Everyone thinks I'm crazy. Even I do, sometimes.
Goldberg: That's not something I'm even vaguely qualified to answer.
Goldberg: I don't know who can. Your kind never seek medical attention, so nobody really has any understanding of spadetail physiology or neurochemistry.
Juni: We just don't get that sick, unless it's terminal.
Juni: Back home we have something called a "[broodwitch]," but they just deal with fertility and spiritual guidance.
Goldberg: Well, is there a... "[brewditch]" here you could see?
Juni: Actually, there's one in my home now. She thinks I'm crazy too. But she is my mom, so.
Goldberg: Parents do tend to be critical of their children, I suppose.
Juni: Well, I also sort of kidnapped her by mistake.
Goldberg: You what?!
Juni: It's a bit complicated. You see--
Goldberg (interrupting): On second thought... I don't actually want to know. You're fine. Go home and get some rest.
Goldberg (muttered): Breeze, can it get any weirder...
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