Counting syllables / Season of high pretension / Japan fakery

RedFyre

This special guest haiku written by RedFyre

RedFyre haiku!
You have a Carlin one there
Make me one right now.

Foul wind

Jar breeze is smelly
Springtime golem rising up
One Over Zero

Plow-san

Mister Plow, my name
My name again, Mister Plow
Call KL5-PLOW

2006-12-30

It is snowing here
I am stuck in the airport
Winter really sucks

31 Oct = 25 Dec

Eggnog cylinder
Daddy hits me when he's drunk
Happy Christmas time

Elephant

Elephantitis
Gives gigantic testicles
To the unwilling

πku

Three point one four one
Five nine two six five three five
Eight nine seven nine

Piracy

Yarr me hardy swabs
It be fine on open seas
Good summer sailing

Carlin

Fuck shit cock piss tits
These are words you cannot say
Motherfucking cunt

Very thanks

Springtime thankfulness
Domo arigato, hai
Mister Roboto

Beetle

Happiness, warm gun
Mother superior jumped
Lucy in the sky

Yes

Haiku haiku hai
Haiku haiku haiku hai
Haiku haiku hai

A new beginning

Serendipity
Ending a new beginning
Nuclear winter

Northwest Winter

Springtime misty rain
Anticipating summer
How about some beer

October

Frigid October
Remembering ages past
Wait for future times

Not haiku

Five and seven five
Haiku is more than simply
Counting syllables