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March 3, 2005

Laundry ()

by fluffy at 8:24 AM
I dreamt that due to FTC intervention, the laundromat started to let people into the secret place in back where all of the missing socks/underwear/shirts/relatives/etc. went. It was a huge, serpentine conveyor belt which went on forever in all directions, slowly but deliberately carrying a six-foot-deep pile of missing laundry. I was able to find a few of my missing pairs of socks pretty quickly. Strangely, everyone could tell what was theirs, and the honor system worked pretty well.

I also found some of my underwear, but I decided it'd be better to be safe than sorry and left it behind.

Comments

#4936 Ranieri 03/03/2005 06:35 am
    I was able to find a few of my missing pairs of socks pretty quickly.
    You lose socks in pairs? Lucky bastard!
    #4937 fluffy 03/03/2005 08:18 am
      No, it was a dream, duh.

      Anyway, I tend to have a lot of socks of the same kind, so if I lose one, I just let its mate hang out until I lose another one of that kind.