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February 19, 2011

The lyrics to the "Spliced!" theme song ()

by fluffy at 1:28 AM

For some reason a lot of people care deeply about what the actual lyrics are to the theme song of Spliced!, especially a couple of words which are rattled off fairly quickly and seem like they might be out-of-place in a kids' show (but of course, Spliced isn't a kids' show).

On a tiny little island
In the ocean called Pacific
There's a mixed-up group of creatures
Who are really quite horrific
Stitched together with whatever crap was
Found or could be grabbed,
Re-invented in the bowels of a lab.

Spliced! They have all been spliced;
Half baked and diced
And regurgitated
By some crazy doctor (Spliced!)
Who went vamoose
And now you'll pay the price; They have all:

Bits of human, chunks of lab mouse
Swap the hind legs for an udder
Splice a parakeet with donkey feet
And season it with butter.

It's no ordinary island, do we have to say it twice,
It's no ordinary island 'cause they're spliced, spliced, spliced!

Comments

#13795 Smarasderagd 02/23/2011 07:00 am
    This prompted me to actually watch a few episodes - I think I've seen Mr. Smarty Smarts around elsewhere as an icon or some such.
    #13796 fluffy 02/23/2011 08:33 am
      It's possible! The show is starting to get very popular amongst a focused crowd, despite its complete lack of distribution. I, for one, am doing what I can to spread the word.
      #17013 Bloom (unregistered) 07/01/2015 09:18 pm The right
        fluffy: [quote]It's possible! The show is starting to get very popular amongst a focused crowd, despite its complete lack of distribution. I, for one, am doing what I can to spread the word.[/quote

        You know that the lyrics for crap is not right because it's actually that and this is a kids show fyi it was stated by creators
        #17014 fluffy 07/01/2015 09:26 pm
          I care deeply.