botchknight

Someone who attempts to help or save someone else without regard to whether they need saving or if they even know how to do it. The end result is invariably making things worse.

“I was only trying to help,” said the botchknight.

“YOU BURNED MY HOUSE DOWN. Do I even know you?!”

Caterpile

A pile of affectionate cats.

I’d like to get up, but I’m covered in a caterpile. Send help!

Randle

A random ramble, possibly one which refuses to stay on-point.