Clatter

Mass noun, referring to a multitude of keyboards (cf “herd of cattle,” “murder of crows,” “convention of furries,” etc.)

botchknight

Someone who attempts to help or save someone else without regard to whether they need saving or if they even know how to do it. The end result is invariably making things worse.

“I was only trying to help,” said the botchknight.

“YOU BURNED MY HOUSE DOWN. Do I even know you?!”

Caterpile

A pile of affectionate cats.

I’d like to get up, but I’m covered in a caterpile. Send help!

Rantle

A ranty ramble. Not to be confused with a randle.

Randle

A random ramble, possibly one which refuses to stay on-point.