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BOSS: This, shall we say, situation with Sarducci has gotten out of hand. I want you to send him a message.
HITMAN: Sure thing, boss.
[[SOON…]]
Letter taped to apartment door: Dear Mr. Sarducci, I would greatly appreciate it if you would refrain from playing your stereo at 2:00 AM, as I get up early in the morning to teach Pilates. Sincerely, George Ackermann, Apartment 309. P.S. Could you watch after my cat Mr. Picklesworth next weekend?
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