Womble: Flashback (2008/08/02)

Duchess: I am sorry, but I cannot have you escaping.
Womble: [[thinking]] This can't be happening... How could I be so careless?!
Womble: [[thinking]] I hope they can change me back from...
Womble: [[thinking]] whatever this is.
Agent: [[thinking]] What is this strange beam of light?
Duchess: How do you think the rest of the world will react?
Duchess: You won't even make it back home.
Duchess: You're better off staying with me...
Duchess: My new pet womble.
[[Agent writes in notebook]]
July 28-95
I have finally located the
castle of the Duchess. I hope
to make quick work of finally
completing this dreadful
assignment.
She clearly has substantial
resources and talent at her
disposal. A shame she must
squander them in the name
of madness.
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Unity: Collection (2008/08/05)

Juni: There they are... our way out.
Sam: Okay. What are they?
Juni: Observation pods.
Sam: Again... How do you know about this?
Juni: I just... do, okay? Come on.
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Unity: In a ship in a ship (2008/08/07)

Sam: How does it open?
Juni: Just push on it and slide it to the left.
Sam: It sure is roomy in here.
Juni: Yes, they are somewhat bigger than us.
Sam: "They?"
Juni: But if I remember right, reaching the controls soon won't be a problem.
Sam Do I hope you know what you're doing?
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Womble: Gone fishing (2008/08/09)

[[The Womble and the Duchess, in half-fish form, play in a lake]]
[[A ray gun labeled "enfisherizer" lies on a table.]]
[[The Duchess points at the setting sun.]]
The Duchess crawls ashore.]]
[[The Duchess peers over the edge of the table.]]
[[The Duchess calls in alarm to the Womble, still in the lake. ]]
[[A raccoon has turned a number of animals into half-fish with the ray gun.]]
[[The gray-haired Duchess, in a rocking chair, still a half fish, glares at the sleeping half-fish Womble.]]
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Unity: Freefall (2008/08/12)

Pod: [[in Homin]] Please take your seat now.
Sam: AAH! What the breeze is that?!
Juni: A reminder to strap in. It's about to get bumpy.
Juni: Sit with your back against the cushion.
Sam: Ook.
Pod: [[in Homin]] Please clear the drop zone
Sam: I have a bad feeling about this.
Juni: You should feel excited!
Sam: And yet, somehow I don't.
Pod: [[in Homin]] Drop in five seconds
Sam: Are we FALLING?!
Juni: Technically? No.
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Unity: Galaxies Floating on a Dark Matter Stream (2008/08/14)

Sam: I feel like we're falling... but floating.
Juni: You know how if you throw or drop something, its path curves to the West?
Sam: Yes... the Coriolis Force.
Juni: It's not really a force, but a lack of one.
Juni: Unity spins constantly, and things that are on the ground get "thrown" outwards. It is what keeps us moving towards the ground, and causes wind and all sorts of other stuff.
Juni: But we are not on the ground... we were continuing in a straight line, at about five hundred meters per second.
Sam: Straight? The tunnel we were in looked curved...
Juni: Because Unity is still rotating.
Sam: I think I understand. So where are we now?
Juni: We are outside.
Juni: Among the stars.
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Womble: The End (2008/08/16)

[[The Womble peers ion on the Duchess making notes beside a beaker on a Bunsen burner.]]
[[The womble watches the Duchess, now slightly gray-haired, pour a test tube in to a beaker.]]
[[The Womble looks at the Duchess, now entirely gray-haired, who with a cane. A beaker is spilled on the bench behind her.]]
[[The womble helps the Duchess through a doorway.]]
Duchess: Is it time already?
[[The Duchess stands under a hatch.]]
[[The Womble pulls a lever.]]
[[A beam of white light pours out of the hatch onto the Duchess.]]
Duchess Womble: YES! I am reborn! The world shall now trem-
Duchess Womble: What?
[[The Womble holds a finger to its lips.]]
Duchess Womble: Oh.
Duchess Womble: Right.
[[The lever behind the Womble is labeled "Enwombleizer".]]
[[The wombles watch the Sun set.]]
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Unity: Questions (2008/08/19)

There is, of course, no way for a rainbow to ever be visible when the light source is always directly overhead (not to mention being rod-shaped rather than a point source), hence Sam's confusion (Juni combined the Hiero words meaning 'rain' and 'arch' with a containment-conjunctive).

Meanwhile, the deep-space background is blue with tinges of infrared (I took some artistic license), so blue- and red-shift look a bit counterintuitive, with the background appearing purple and cyan, respectively. This is actually correct for a relative velocity of 0.027c. Deriving this, as well as determining how long they've been accelerating in order to be at this speed having traveled only about 1/4 of the way to the galactic core from Earth, is left as an exercise for the reader; show your work, and don't forget to account for the Lorentz effect, the increase in mass due described by special relativity, and increase in drag due to the interstellar hydrogen pressure front while accounting for the ramscoop feed, as well as whatever theories of dark matter, spatio-temporal expansion, and quantum velocity you subscribe to.

Incidentally, I may have too much time on my hands.

Sam: It's so quiet out here.
Juni: Peaceful, itn's it?
Sam: I was going to say "uncomfortable." It's so quiet my ears are ringing.
Juni: Well, we could talk. We have a couple decis here.
Sam: Well, okay. So how big is this place? Where's the hub?
Juni: There is no hub... our hub is like a tiny version of a star.
Sam: Tiny? Those are just specks. The hub is huge!
Juni: No, the stars are just very far away, so it's hard to tell how big they are.
Sam: So why is the ground a different color over there than over there?
Juni: That's... not ground, and I don't know. Very strange. It's almost like a rainbow.
Sam: What the breeze is a rainbow?
Juni:
Juni: Let's pass the time some other way.
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Unity: Consummate (2008/08/21)

Juni: Okay, our course is set. Slowest speed, so we don't fall too hard.
Sam: How do you mean?
Juni: [touching the screen] The pod moves faster, we stay the same speed, so we "fall."
Pod Display: [[Homin]] Course set
Sam: That looks pretty.
Juni: Vented exhaust from the hub. It's a hot helium plasma.
Sam: You sure know how to take the excitement out of things.
Juni: Really? I think knowing makes it all the better...
Sam: Mm, well... Uh... what are you doing?
Juni: [tail touching the screen] Just getting more comfortable. We should, you know, sleep.
Sam: But I'm not tired yet-
Sam: Oh.
Pod Display: [[Homin]] Course set
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Womble: Ring Cycle (2008/08/23)

Caption: Before:
[[The Womble plays a flute. The Duchess plays a violin.]]
Caption: The Idea!
Duchess: We should start a band.
Caption: Auditions!
Duchess: Not what we're looking for. Next!
fluffy: But I'm versati-
Duchess: I SAID NEXT!!!
Caption: Gigs!
Audience Member 1: Freebird!
Audience Member 2: Dude, so not cool.
Audience Member 3: [[off-panel]] man how old is that violin player anyway?
Caption: Getting Signed!
Duchess: That is an evil contract. Genius.
Record Company Executive Douchebag: So you will sign it?
Duchess: But of course!
Caption: Infighting!
Drummer: I think we should switch genres. This is stupid.
Duchess: Don't you like avant-industrial loungecore?
Keyboardist: Issat what you call this tripe?
Caption: The Breakup!
Keyboardist: Oi, take yer freaky pet with you, ya weirdo.
Drummer: What the bloody 'ell?!
[[The Duchess has used the enfisherizer on the drummer.]]
Caption: Afterwards:
[[The Womble plays a flute. The Duchess plays a violin.]]
Transcript

Unity: Whump (2008/08/26)

Juni: Aww, you mammals, with your silly two holes. Which one should I play with first?
Sam: Uh, the front one. Um, not that I mind, but what's gotten into you all the sudden?
Juni: Hey, wait, are we rotating? We shouldn't be rotating yet.
Sam: Right, change the subject.
Pod: [[Homin]] Now approaching destination. Please take your seat.
Juni: Oh crap, something must have gone wrong. We need to get back into-
<<WHUMP>>
Sam:: [[off-panel]] So, does that count as falling?
Juni: [[off-panel]] Owww...
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Unity: Landing (2008/08/28)

Sam: C'mon, hon... We need to get seated, right?
Juni: Urgh...
Sam: 'Cause we're accelerating?
Juni: Y-yes... to match speed...
Sam: I have another stupid question.
Juni: What?
Sam: when we're finally back inside Unity, how do we stop?
Juni: I dunno. Things'll work out I guess.
Juni: They always seem to...
[[The pod rises into a bay at high speed, crashing through the ajar glass hatchway.]]
[[The pod falls over.]]
<<Thud>>
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Womble: Pillow talk (2008/08/30)

Duchess: Last night I dreamt I was cutting my own hair.
Duchess: For some reason it was very hard, like steel cable.
Duchess: And when I woke up, my pillow was gone.
Duchess: Last night I dreamt I was in the new York subway.
Duchess: They shut it down because of rats eating everything.
Duchess: And when I woke up, my pillow was gone.
Duchess: Last night I dreamt there was an earthquake.
Duchess: It was scary.
Duchess: We were running around trying to find each other.
Duchess: And when I woke up, my pillow was gone.
Duchess: Again.
[[Womble relaxes on a big pile of pilllows in a corner of two walls.]]
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Recap: 6.Running

News box

2008/08/28: A news post

It has been a while since the August 14 coloring ordeal. And I didn't spend nearly as much time as I could/should have on today's comic but there you go.

Okay um, news news news. I only have one more Womble in the queue right now and I think I'm going to take a break from it (I have tons of ideas for it but I'm not inspired to draw any of them just yet). A new chapter of Unity is starting (insofar as I have chapters per se) and people might be confused or they might not be and maybe people will hate me for it but whatever, it's my comic so nyah.

Also I just took a couple sips of my homemade vanilla-lime soda and it's a bit weird. I think it needs more lime.

THAT IS ALL.

Oh and also Jazaaboo made this for me although I am not sure if she wants me linking to it since I guess it was just a quick sketch which is unfinished? Anyway she's awesome.

2008/08/14: That was brutal

Today's Unity probably represents the longest time it's taken me to color a comic in ages. And of course I doubt anyone even would notice the fiddly little details in the coloring without me pointing them out. I sure know how to spend my time effectively!