Unity: Hang in there!!! :D :D :D (2008/09/16)

Juni: So here I am,
Juni: dangling from a seat
Juni: in an ancient Homin craft
Juni: This abandoned pod bay is probably in hard vacuum. The window is cracked from the impact. Carbon nanofibers hold it together but falling on it could make them shred.
Juni: I can feel
Juni: the oxygen
Juni: going sour
Juni: Think, Juni, there must-
Sam: So any ideas yet?
Juni: Shut up, Sam.
Sam: I do hope those are the last words I ever hear. So uplifting.
Juni: Talking wastes air.
Sam: Even better!
Juni: Worst vacation ever.
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Unity: Taking action (2008/09/18)

Juni: Sam, I'm sorry.
Sam: Mm.
Juni: But at least we've had some fun times together.
Sam: Now you're wasting air.
Juni: I just thought we should spend our last few-
Sam: So you've given up.
Juni: Yeah.
Sam: I see.
Juni: Even if we somehow manage to get out of this pod, I don't-
Juni: What are you doing?!
Sam: Swing with me. Maybe we can at least get this thing to roll over.
Juni: You'll break the window!
Sam: Better than just waiting to die. Come on.
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Random: Every New Yorker Cartoon 2: Electric Boogaloo (2008/09/20)

Caption: "I was supposed to bury your mother? I thought you said marry her!"
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