Narration: What knocks the phone off the hook overnight when you’re expecting an important call in the morning…
Narration: Uses the litterbox without covering it up (and then asks to be let out afterwards)…
Narration: Farts with reckless abandon…
fluffy: [[thinking]] Is there a gas leak?
Narration: And takes infinite pleasure in making it difficult to get any sort of actual work done?
fluffy: Stop pushing my keyboard around! Argh!
Narration: That’s right, it’s
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