Narration: I just saw an ad for Pizza Hut which claimed that their Meat Lover’s pizza had “practically every meat on the planet.”
Pizza Eater: Mmm, processed, homogenized crap!
Narration: Which makes me wonder…
Narration: is this just excessive hyperbole (and a disappointment to anyone who actually wants to eat something other than the Eurocentric view of meat)…
Disappointed Pizza Eater: Where’s the mongoose?
Narration: Or does it mean their sausage is even scarier than I’d thought?
Sign: Employees should consider washing hands before beginning work
[[Someone shovels various animals into a hopper from sacks labeled “marsupial parts grade C”, “Toronto zoo reptile house”, “rodent head ” tails", and “cell block 224-9”.]]