I predict in the next five years, cell phones will be able to send messages by voice as an alternative to texting.
dude in car: I’m on my way
It will be sold as a safety feature, called “voice texting.”
Later, they will add a version where the phone sends and receives “voice texts” continuously.
It will cost 20 cents per sentence.
Nobody will realize how stupid this is.
dude with phone: Lol I’m voice texting!
man with hat: You’re stupid.