## Random: Woot Surgery : One Day, One Doctor (SM)

13 years ago

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Sex Change Operation

$129.99 [[bullet]]$5 anaesthesia

Condition: Refurbished

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PRODUCT INFO

Getting tired of the same old you? Why not become someone entirely different? Nothing is more fundamental to one’s identity than their gender, and here you have the opportunity to change yours, for the low, low price of \$149.99.

But of course, there’s a catch. You see, it’s up to the doctor what exactly you’ll end up as in the end. You’ll probably end up in the opposite sex, but sometimes they can get a bit… creative. Just ask ol' Sam Sexfist over there.

Now, I’m not saying you shouldn’t jump at this opportunity. Just don’t be too surprised if you end up with something unexpected.

Rules and restrictions:

[[bullet]] You must be 21 or older to order

[[bullet]] Whoever receives the package (heh heh) must be 21 or older

[[bullet]] If you’re drunk when the package shows up, you will not be [[mostly obscured]] allowed to receive it.

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