busybee Writing Haiku

The two genders are:
cuties, gentlebeauties, and
off-by-one errors

A new CMS
Helps me to put stuff online
Website carries on

This special guest haiku written by RedFyre

RedFyre haiku!
You have a Carlin one there
Make me one right now.

Jar breeze is smelly
Springtime golem rising up
One Over Zero

Mister Plow, my name
My name again, Mister Plow
Call KL5-PLOW

It is snowing here
I am stuck in the airport
Winter really sucks

Elephantitis
Gives gigantic testicles
To the unwilling

Three point one four one
Five nine two six five three five
Eight nine seven nine

Yarr me hardy swabs
It be fine on open seas
Good summer sailing

Fuck shit cock piss tits
These are words you cannot say
Motherfucking cunt

Springtime thankfulness
Domo arigato, hai
Mister Roboto

Happiness, warm gun
Mother superior jumped
Lucy in the sky

Haiku haiku hai
Haiku haiku haiku hai
Haiku haiku hai

Serendipity
Ending a new beginning
Nuclear winter

Springtime misty rain
Anticipating summer
How about some beer

Frigid October
Remembering ages past
Wait for future times

Five and seven five
Haiku is more than simply
Counting syllables