Elephant Haiku
Elephantitis
Gives gigantic testicles
To the unwilling
It’s probably a metaphor for something.
Elephantitis
Gives gigantic testicles
To the unwilling
Three point one four one
Five nine two six five three five
Eight nine seven nine
Yarr me hardy swabs
It be fine on open seas
Good summer sailing
Fuck shit cock piss tits
These are words you cannot say
Motherfucking cunt
Springtime thankfulness
Domo arigato, hai
Mister Roboto
Happiness, warm gun
Mother superior jumped
Lucy in the sky
Haiku haiku hai
Haiku haiku haiku hai
Haiku haiku hai
Serendipity
Ending a new beginning
Nuclear winter
Springtime misty rain
Anticipating summer
How about some beer
Frigid October
Remembering ages past
Wait for future times