Elephant Haiku

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Elephantitis
Gives gigantic testicles
To the unwilling

πku Haiku

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Three point one four one
Five nine two six five three five
Eight nine seven nine

Piracy Haiku

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Yarr me hardy swabs
It be fine on open seas
Good summer sailing

Carlin Haiku

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Fuck shit cock piss tits
These are words you cannot say
Motherfucking cunt

Very thanks Haiku

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Springtime thankfulness
Domo arigato, hai
Mister Roboto

Beetle Haiku

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Happiness, warm gun
Mother superior jumped
Lucy in the sky

Yes Haiku

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Haiku haiku hai
Haiku haiku haiku hai
Haiku haiku hai

October Haiku

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Frigid October
Remembering ages past
Wait for future times