Elephant Haiku

Elephantitis
Gives gigantic testicles
To the unwilling

πku Haiku

Three point one four one
Five nine two six five three five
Eight nine seven nine

Piracy Haiku

Yarr me hardy swabs
It be fine on open seas
Good summer sailing

Carlin Haiku

Fuck shit cock piss tits
These are words you cannot say
Motherfucking cunt

Very thanks Haiku

Springtime thankfulness
Domo arigato, hai
Mister Roboto

Beetle Haiku

Happiness, warm gun
Mother superior jumped
Lucy in the sky

Yes Haiku

Haiku haiku hai
Haiku haiku haiku hai
Haiku haiku hai

A new beginning Haiku

Serendipity
Ending a new beginning
Nuclear winter

Northwest Winter Haiku

Springtime misty rain
Anticipating summer
How about some beer

October Haiku

Frigid October
Remembering ages past
Wait for future times