Procrastursive

Being resursively procrastinatory; for example, being distracted from work by tidying up the basement, from which one is distracted by chatting online, from which one is distracted by writing up a definition for “procrastursive”

Caterpile

A pile of affectionate cats.

I’d like to get up, but I’m covered in a caterpile. Send help!

Rantle

A ranty ramble. Not to be confused with a randle.

Randle

A random ramble, possibly one which refuses to stay on-point.

closet mozzarella

What you get when you forget a jug of milk in a closet.