Clatter Neologism

Mass noun, referring to a multitude of keyboards (cf “herd of cattle,” “murder of crows,” “convention of furries,” etc.)

botchknight Neologism

Someone who attempts to help or save someone else without regard to whether they need saving or if they even know how to do it. The end result is invariably making things worse.

“I was only trying to help,” said the botchknight.

“YOU BURNED MY HOUSE DOWN. Do I even know you?!”

Caterpile Neologism

A pile of affectionate cats.

I’d like to get up, but I’m covered in a caterpile. Send help!

Randle Neologism

A random ramble, possibly one which refuses to stay on-point.