Not an entry in the SCP wiki
A thing I wrote ages ago for the SCP Wiki that I never got around to submitting.
closet mozzarella Neologism
What you get when you forget a jug of milk in a closet.
N-gendered Haiku
The two genders are:
cuties, gentlebeauties, and
off-by-one errors
Shelving
When you are born, you are given a shelf to put things on. The shelf is angled away from the wall a little bit, but that’s okay, because the things you put on it are boxes and they don’t slide around too much.
But as you get older you’re given more things to put on the shelf. And one of them is a bit round.